ALREADY GONE

 

UG AND GOOLA

Way back when a couple of cave men
Sent out party invitations
Said "if you ain't doin noth'n
Bring your clubs and drop on in"

Ug mashed up some magic berries
Goola passed out party cups
Banged their bones against some boulders
Shed their bear skins, had a ball

Chorus-
I don't know I can't explain
Things that work you should not change
Things that don't you throw away
I don't know I can't explain 

Now Tommy J. and Bennie Franklin
Weary of the King George thing
Went to Pine-tooth Georgie's cabin
Said the password slipped on in

Pine-tooth Georgie got no whiskey
"Not to worry" Tommy said, 
"Bennie baby brought some berries"
Hence the U.S. Government 

I don't know I can't explain…

Now the president and all the rest
Them cavemen that we love the best
Should set aside their modern answers
Give their master minds a rest

Maybe get some magic berries
Stick'em up their snifter glass
Bang their bones against some boulders
Shed their bear skins have a ball 

I don't know I can't explain…